20 Funny Valentines Day Wishes to Make your Loved One Smile!

Here are 20 funny Valentine’s Day wishes to make your loved one smile:

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than Netflix… but let’s not test that too much!”

2. “Happy Valentine’s Day! I love you even when you steal the blankets… sometimes.”

3. “I’m glad we’re together because honestly, dating is way too much work.”

4. “You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… slightly sticky but perfect together.”

5. “Cupid called. He wants his arrow back, but I told him you’re worth the fine.”

6. “Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the reason I tolerate Valentine’s candy hearts.”

7. “You’re my favorite person to annoy for the rest of our lives. Lucky you!”

8. “I love you more than pizza… and that’s saying a lot.”

9. “Let’s be real: You’re the only one who can handle my weirdness. Thank you!”

10. “Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re my lobster, and if you don’t get the reference, we need to talk.”

11. “I love you more than coffee, and that’s dangerous territory.”

12. “You’re like a fine wine—better with age and sometimes gives me a headache.”

13. “If we were on a deserted island, I’d totally share my snacks with you.”

14. “You’re the best thing I never searched for on Tinder.”

15. “Happy Valentine’s Day! You’re the avocado to my toast—trendy and overpriced, but I’ll never give you up.”

16. “I love you almost as much as I love the Wi-Fi signal when it’s strong.”

17. “You’re my favorite person to do absolutely nothing with.”

18. “Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate by ordering way too much takeout.”

19. “Being in love with you is easy… mostly because you’re stuck with me.”

20. “You’re my Valentine today and my unpaid therapist every day. Thanks for putting up with me!”

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